I bought some ‘Toscana’ strawberry seeds, I thought I would try something quirky, I looked forward to a summer of delicious soft fruit, And went to the greenhouse all perky.
But when I read the sowing instructions, In despair I sank to my knees, It said that in order to germinate, They need a temperature of 200 degrees!
Oh Mr Brown, I am now in a pickle, I don’t know what I should try, I’ve turned the knob as far as I can, But my propagator won’t go up that high!
Perhaps it’s a typo that nobody spotted, It can sometimes happen you know, Or maybe it’s true and these special seeds, Need roasting to get them to grow!
So please Mr Brown let me know what to do, I’ve tried but I can’t raise that heat, If there’s something to try, apart from the oven, Your wisdom would go down a treat!